hang looose

some more stuff i thought about

nix: what do they say after 'its about to be a..'?
al/brock: girlfight!!
nix: uh okay.. best friends!!

nix: i don't like milk
brock: i loovvee milk.. i can drink a gallon in the morning.. first i put protein, then i put a banana, then i put yoghurt, then i put....
nix: okay.. i like milk too.. now shoosh

rodney: don't mind me.. i had too much root beer so i might be a bit off my chain

nel: (looking at a reaaallly flat chested girl) how does she know she stopped puberty
*silence*
nel: nix.. how did you know when you stopped going through puberty?

brian: so did you have fun at that alex mcgulligudies?
al: nix! write that down!

nix/al: hey pat!
pat: nang badu!

nix: since its your birthday ill buy you a....
chris: OK!!!!!!
nix: ok! so what drink do you...
chris: JAGERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nix: oh.. okayy.....

al: wheres the rock???
*pushes down on nix's shoulder causing nix to go underwater*
brock: that obviously wasn't the rock

rodney: yo brockli.. this song's dedicated to you
(yeah! by usher plays)
brock: I HATE THAT SONG!!
rodney: well OKAY THEN SIR...

put this in the tip jar.. cos he's cute

(in zanzabar toilet)
lady: here you go sweetheart (handing me a towelette)
nix: thankyou SO MUCH!!
lady: you're welcome SO MATS!!
nix: aww you're making fun of me!
lady: im not SO MATS!!! (dancing around.. i swear i think someone slipped HER a few drinks)

nix: do you know you look like napoleon dynamite?
adam?: another one.. GOSH!
nix: HA HA do that again!!!

nix: (in excited tone) wow we're going so fast!!!
nel: (in equally excited tone) i reckon! how fast do you think we're going
rodney: oh about 180kms
nix&nel: omgoodness.

nix/al: so can we meet your girlfriend?
gibby: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
al: alright.. sheesh.

solo: i just got my ass shook by a man looking for you!

solo: (drinking solo) wait a second.. i just need to get full of myself

brock: you're in internet security right? so how do i go about stealing internet?

rodney: (referring to the handle bars) i don't understand why i have one.. i got a steering wheel
nel: what are they even called?
brock: the 'oh shit' handle

nel: why couldn't they just ADD the tax to the total to make everything so much easier!?

brock: nice cover

(at least once a day)
al/nel/nix: hey you guys.. have you seen my __________??

nel (waiting outside marc suites): gosh i feel seedy
nix: argh..

nel: do you guys reeeaally want to wait until 10:45?
nix: we're here for our parents reeaallyy
nel: they wont reaallly know if we didn't go
nix: how about we just take pictures from here?

al: (referring to r kellys video clip) that was the most dramatic shit ive ever watched

(watching mtv for like 2 hours straight)
nix: you do realise we've been sitting here watching mtv for more than two hours
nel: okay gross
nix: wanna go to sleep?
nel: i do.. but room raiders is mad (or something to that affect)

(while watching date my mom)
guy: its such a beautiful day.. i thought we'd go sailing
mum#something: (clad in sailor gear) oh.. i hope i don't get seasick!
nel: nah mate..

(still date my mom)
mum#something: me and my daughter are best friends! i even bought her her first vibrator!! *giggle giggle*
nel: (in disgust) what.a.whore

nix: what the heck is yield supposed to mean?!
rodney: and you think give way makes sense? it might as well say 'move you sh*t'! hey brokli.. give way!
brock: you asshole
nel: (to nix) ..lights?

rodney: (to anyone he sees) HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII nice shirt!

rodney: do i have NICE stamped accross my forehead or something?

brian: hellooo ladies... *chatter chatter* you have fun now and be.safe *nods head to side*

nix: (to nel getting into marcus's car) hey nel.. are you a contender.. or a pretender?
nel: wtf..?

nel: (when getting into marcus's car) um.. i dont think im going to fit (referring to his extreme lo riding car seat position)

**editage courtesy of nelzy**
*nel and nix tanning and eavsdropping*
lady1: so did you see it all?
lady2: yeah i took his pants off
lady1: wait.. you sawhis curlies?!?
nel/nix: omg gross

al: why do they ALWAYS have to see us at our most unattractive state?! even our boyfriends don't get that privelage!!!

rodney: oh i can touch the floor here! .. can you nix?
nix: shut up!!!!

nel: i love how it looks like i'm eating poo

nix: hey they spelt that sign wrong
nel: they love saving letters here in hawai'i

nix: (singing) wait till you see my d***
rodney: oh.. my Lord.. lady watch your mouth

*nel hitting me with a pillow*
*solo walks in*
solo: girl what you doing hitting nix?
nel: nothing
nix: don't worry.. i deserve it

**editage courtesy of nelzy**
nel: ask him his name!
nix: so what's your name?
...: my names matthew... but my friends call me... sincere *wink*
*nix looks at nel*

(still on sincere)

"sincere": what's your sign?

nix: so we saw this.. and then we went here.. and there blah blah blah.. so what did you guys do..?
solo: we broke up..
nix: oh.....

brock: what are you doing?
nix: examining my battle wounds
brock: oh i thought you were playing connect the dots


THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER AND SHARE
- the current that made me sea sick at waikiki beach
- the way Brian always greeted and farewelled us the same way every night
- the crazy guy who just broke loose on the dancefloor one night at mooses.. he was hot.. but then after he kinda went crazy on the dancefloor.. haha
- the way the whitegirls danced in red lion. im sorry for staring but oh.my.goodness.
- how much fun i had teasing people dance.. and how scared i got when the moves came so naturally
- the r kelly video clips which were just full of drama which kept us on the edge of our seats
- the wierd ass sofa bed with the built in slide.. and the built in folding mechanism
- the way we always secretly got excited when going to wiki wiki every three days
- the crazy market owners with their desperation for you to buy stuff
- the fact that their television shows repeat like every two hours
- (indian lady on mtv) waiting for tonght.....
- the fact that their advertisment bag out other brands and do not make you want to buy the product at all
- the really depressing 21st birthday brock had.. happy belated birthday William!!
- the way rodney had to go home to cry every night because we were such bad influences
- nel and i decided that if we HAD to choose any armed force to join.. we'd join the air force.
- DDH seemed SO much bigger the first time we went there.. i dont know about you folks.. but i always wondered how we got to the other side of the club (where the pool tables and toilets were) with no trouble at all
- the walk to DDH seemed to vary in lengths all the time! whats up with that!
- i really didnt mean to grab you when whisper came on Al.. heheh.. i badly meant to go for someone else.. hahaa
- the walk from our old apartment from lewers was death.. i dont know how we did it with ease the last time!
- what did one volcano say to the other volcano? i lava you haha awwww
- i found it funny that every time we'd ask the concierge for directions or anywhere really they'd give us that 'Oa'hu Gold' pamphlet .. that was funny.. we racked up quite a collection