my memory is wearing thin but..
**dennys chatter**
solo: i love grits for breakfast
brock: yep! grits with everything
nix: what exactly are grits
solo/brock: i don't know..
nix: what the..
brock: theres corn in them?
solo: yeh but i don't know what else is in them though
nix: mad explanation you guys..
rodney: brockli.. you did not just do that (referring to brock sculling down hot sauce)
solo: he from the south.. it don't bother him
rodney: oh that's right.. you may proceed sir
solo: do you ladies want to be alone??
al/nix: nooooo.....
**wilderness chatter**
brock: outside my room theres a mango tree.. it's so cool!
nix: serious? i LOVE mangoes!
brock: (picks one up from the floor) here.. have some! they're sweet!
nix: (in fear of disease) uh no.. its okay.. i'm not hungry
nix: this reminds me of camp knox
nel: I RECKON!
brock: what's camp knox?
nix: survival camp for school
brock: what school did you go to
nix: uh .. santa sabina??
nel: like he knows nix
rodney: great. i was the first and only person to fall.. DAMMIT! now i have something else to cry about
brock: you guys go ahead.. i'll catch up
al: i'll wait with you
brock: NO!
al: um.. okay then
al: (to nix) i really need to rest man
**falls chatter**
rodney: hey look! he looks like a submarine! hey there little fella!
rodney: hey look! he looks like a midget man! too bad he looks like he could snap me in half.. but he's so cute!
al: do you reckon they regret bringing us here?
nix: totally.....
al: we should go keep nel company
nix: okay so you wanna go swim there now?
al: no
nix: good
**random chatter**
nix/nel: the crocodile hunter is only popular in the States
brock: so you don't really hunt for crocodiles?
nix: no freaking way
brock: i do it all the time at home.. we catch an alligator, tie it up and then put it in our trucks
nix: take it for a ride?
brock: yep!
nel: what do you do with it afterwards?
brock: set it free
nix: ookay then!
al: does anyone else not touch the walls in our bathroom? because i sure don't
al: hey! i wasn't analysed!
nel: ill forward you the email and you can do it yourself
nel: (referring to the people boarding our plane who were wearing matching hawaiian shirts) i wonder if they'll feel like losers when they land in Australia and they look down and find themselves in their hawaiian shirts
(going to our accomodation for the first time)
nix: (reading) blokes.. shielas..
nel: (reading) blokes.. shielas..
nel/nix: WHAT THE?! OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE!
nel: AUSTRALIA!!
al:(referring to the guy at the top of diamond head with the certificates) for sure theres an elevator here somewhere
nel:(referring to diamond head map) see.. after this, theres just a bit more stairs, and then...
al/nix: nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nel: this.. doesn't look like lasagne....
1 Comments:
hahahah i know no one else in the world found this funny but it cracked me up!!!
too bad i don't remember the first two denny's conversations AT ALL. i know i was there though. i didn't even think i was tipsy anymore at that point..
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