my turn!

al: you're too tall
rodney: oh i'm sorry *kneels* wow.. so this is what it's like down here

nel: what's on your mind al?
al: nothing.. i'm just trying to get out of here alive

rodney: you know, i fell.. and that was bad already.. but then i looked up and there were 3 females there. and i just wanted to cry.

rodney: look at this guy! he's all cut! he's short but he's cut!
nel: a bit too cut
al: yeh it's not very attractive
*a minute later we see him about to jump*
nel: oooh its Too Cut Chan!
al: go Too Cut Chan!

nix: omg alisa! the SUN is up. its officially day time!
al: ... we really should go upstairs now

al: i think brian hates us
nix: i reckon. he's probably thinking 'when are these girls gonna piss off already?!'
al: 'here they come again... i'm never gonna get my work done'
nix: 'they're not even the ones i wanna see'
*arriving at the front desk*
al/nix: HI BRIAN!
brian: good evening ladies...

al: you kinda look like my exboyfriend
rodney: ...is that bad?
al: i think so...

*on the phone*
mike: you's a evil little troll ain't you?!
al: hi mike
mike: what's happening girl?
al: you're interrupting a very important conversation
mike: all i'm doing is giving my boy a minute to breath, a little break from your fiesty little troll self
al: i'm not a troll! that's so mean
mike: aiight here he is
solo: mike's right. you ARE a troll!
al: I'M NOT A TROLL!!!!

*nel calling rodney*
nel: where are you?
al: nel introduce yourself!
nel: well what time are you picking us up?
nix: ITS THE GIRLS FROM AUSTRALIA!!!
nel: oh yeh, its the girls from australia..... sweet, later!
al/nix: nel!!!!!!!!

al: okay *breath* monday.
*nix puts a pillow over her face*
al: i need to sit down

boys: where'd you come from?
us: red lion
boys: oh we were gonna go there!!
us: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

al: what if...
nix: then he's a bastard!
al: he's a bastard already
nix: yeh
al: but i don't care
nix: yeh

al: (singing) spend all your time waiting.. for that second chance..
nel: oh alisa

nix: neleeeeesuh
nel: don't say my name like that!
al: why not? i don't care when you say my name like alyssa
nel: i never do that!
al: oh. well other people do and i don't mind
nix: yeh neleeeeesuh

rodney: alias is my favourite show!
al/nel: *gasp*
al: now we love him even more

nel: nick cannon? really? AGAIN?
al: i love him
nel: but he's EVERYWHERE!!

i think that's absolutely everything stored in my memory.. my head hurts from trying to remember so much.