location location location

i was jokingly asking my dad the other day, where he'd like to live if he had to move to the US.. and he goes

Denver, Colorado!!

out of all places!!

and i got a flashback of Solomon telling me he wanted to live there with Al if ever you guys were going to marry.. What is it with that place.. is it nice? and more importantly.. why does my dad know of this place?

personally, id like to live in Hawaii (duh). Or in the south. Hehe.. Which state are the boys from? They say Ma'am there right? =D

Aw this place is dying. :(

in the closet

r kelly performed his video opera thing on the VMAs tonight. one man act. it was so skitzophrenic. i was kinda scared. he mimed the whole thing and played all the parts. he also revealed a new chapter where the pastor drops his gay lover and goes back to his wife. i wonder if r kelly ends up shooting someone in the last chapter.. it was so funny, i was thinking of you guys the whole time.

and mariah just performed. she looks so awkward... too busy posing and trying to look thinner or something.

less than a month till i come back home!

excuses

i thought of another conversation while i was in canada....

pat: so what time can i call you?
al: umm....
pat: c'mon you aint THAT busy
al: ummm.. i dunno.... hmm can i call you when i get home instead?
pat: well uh.. see.. i don't have a phone right now.. coz uh.. i dropped it in the ocean.. yesterday.. and uh --
al: ok ok! you can call me then

for someone who can freestyle in the middle of a club with ease, the boy doesn't think too fast under pressure does he? pfft "the ocean". C'MON! to his credit though, he emptied his pockets when i was with him and there was no cell phone. hehe who knows.

DERT!

I was just watching some surf doco around an hour ago.. and a couple of surfers were goofing around doing what surfers do.. and one surfers goes to the other surfer (who was doing something dumb wth bugs).. 'hey buddy dont DERT.. i said.. DONT DERT!!!' and the other guy was going 'IM GONNA DERT.. you watch me.. IM GONNA DERRRT!!!' and I almost spit out my beverage cos I hadn't heard it said 'authentically' for a while.

I wonder how military boys are doing.. William msged me on Wednesday(?) and said theyre going soon. aw. (ps. so they DO have their phones. AL. GRR.).. I miss solo too.. i saw a bottle of solo at woolies and i got all reminiscy hehe..

you ladies have a fine weekend.

oh so fast..

it's officially been a month since we were in HI. Damn man.. time goes by way too fast!! Feels like only yesterday we were getting excited to get on the plane to greet some sun!

SIGH.

Nel hope you're having fun at workies. We should have a reunion
Al hope you're having fun in the land of Canada! Hope you're not hung over anymore!

zanzabar

I've been meaning to tell you guys!

I was catching up with some friends on the w/end and we were talking about bars we go to and what not... and ZANZABAR came up! I almost had a heart attack! haha

Apparently it's a gay bar in Newtown or something... so let's not go there :)

so i had this dream the other night.. that solo and rodney and brock found this blog (don't ask me why they were all hanging out with each other)... can you imagine that? how violated would you feel, finding a site like this? where nearly everything significant you said in our company was posted for the world to see? haha.

and how gay would we look, remembering all these conversations that probably slipped their minds the moment they said them?

well boys, if you find this.. know we only did it coz we love you and we wanted to keep the memories alive. and coz we're sad sad sad little girls.. who love hawai'i hehe. please don't hate us :)

ps. nel, where's the thing you were supposed to email me??

bottle caps..

another thing I remember about Mr Edwards:

how he was making a belt out of bottle caps. And how he was collecting them and he didn't want two of the same ones..

hehe how adorable

chicken of the sea

lately i've been eating all canned food because i'm too lazy to cook and take out is making me fat. today as i was walking down the aisle looking for specials (they have heaps of 2 for $3 type deals), i remembered our dear friend poe. and how the navy wasn't paying him for 2 months so he had to eat canned tuna for dinner that whole time. and how his boyfriend brock took him to maui taco ONCE coz he's such a great friend.

yes ma'am.

marc suites

i was researching my toronto accommodation on tripadvisor and i decided to check out the marc suites reviews. go look it up! its so funny! we weren't the only people who got a tiny shower and a sliding door that wouldn't close hehe. my favourites were "it just felt dirty and uncleaned" and "I mean you probably wouldn't fit through the shower door if you were BiG" lol.

but this one wins:
"front desk lady ...i wanted to change a "few" coins for some quarters to wash laundry..and she says to me........'no ..i have enough coins as it is'"

she must definitely be talking about miss "we're running a full house so share your one pillow between the three of you!!" front desk lady.

i wonder how brian is.

BE QUIET!!

SSSHHHHHH!!! guys!!! TheGAME is meant to be a secret! hello? that's why we hid the little notepad from potential visitors' sight. that's why we transferred it onto my laptop (also coz we're a bunch of g33ks). that's why there're code words ("x4") instead of spelled out accounts of what really happened. are you guys crazy? i mean, i know no one reads this but us (we're so popular) but just in case!!

whatever, i'll post the final scores when i get home. haha.

laters losers!

barely there

Something else I took away from the trip in Hawai'i was a love for the liners Nix brought over. I have a pack in my drawer now just in case.

They're wonderful!

Ok this isn't a blog anymore... haha!

man i was useless the last three days. I don't think my total would've changed.. damn.

far out repeatages!

i was just watching Fox News and they said that the shuttle would be landing at Edwards AFB. Gettit? EDWARDS? AIR FORCE? hehe okay im a loser.. BUT! i was so proud when my dad goes 'What does AFB mean?' and without hesitation.. 'AIR FORCE BASE!' I replied.. hee i'm a pro.

I always wondered.. do you reckon Rodney can drive a boat? and can William fly a plane? Cos that's pretty mad if they could.. kinda like Top Gun and . But yeh.. theyre too busy being alias i reckon.. that's cool too..

anyways.. i got pretty sidetracked there..

oh yeh!

I think Al has the running totals up to the last 3 nights on her laptop. I remember because I tried BAD to remember all the guys I met on the last 3 nights because I had a ridiculously useless number of meeting points. I've got the lists at home. I'll fwd to Al so she can come up with the grand totals.

i just remembered..

who won? and what were the point standings?

nike: just DERT

you know what i just had a flashback of? when we were about to dismount diamond head (haha) and that big black man was sprinting up the stairs.. and then he fell. that was so mean how we kept laughing but man.. that was the funniest thing i've ever seen! it was hilarious!

hey nix what was that thing you wrote down at germaine's? i remember telling you to write something down.

i talked to mike tonight. he says that if we insist on using "deeeert" then we have to pay him coz its his word. haha. i didn't have the heart to tell him rodney said it too. let him think its his hehe..

my addition(s)

My shocking memory means I have very little to add to the list of quotes. So as I think of them, I'll put them here. You guys have put up all the funniest ones though so my contribution will kind of suck...

nel: let's get something with prawns. not sweet and sour coz we got that last time...
nix: prawns in black been sauce?
*silence*
nel: that sounds wrong doesn't it?

rodney: yeh, i was in victoria's secret once. i noticed that panties with less material are more expensive...

al: i think i have to go to the store
nel: *snort* store...

cousin jaysin: after you have a pee pee, you might want to try some poo poo

brian: so it's good you have a boyfriend...
nel: oh we're still on that?

nel: NIX. he just called you a wanker! don't talk to him! i hate him!
nix: (to the guy who called her a wanker) hi, what's your name?

aaron: i'm just gonna go have a smoke, i'll come back here, are you guys gonna still be here?
nix/nel: yeh... you don't have to come back...
(a minute after aaron left)
nel: wanna go now?
nix: yeh okay

... okay. My ones suck. I'll add more here if I remember any.

PS. I was watching Full House S1 the other day and Joey was wearing a reall daggy flowery button up shirt. Some girl Jesse knows came over and Jesse goes: "That's Danny... and this (gesturing toward Joey) is... King Kamehameha"

I thought of you guys straight away!

my turn!

al: you're too tall
rodney: oh i'm sorry *kneels* wow.. so this is what it's like down here

nel: what's on your mind al?
al: nothing.. i'm just trying to get out of here alive

rodney: you know, i fell.. and that was bad already.. but then i looked up and there were 3 females there. and i just wanted to cry.

rodney: look at this guy! he's all cut! he's short but he's cut!
nel: a bit too cut
al: yeh it's not very attractive
*a minute later we see him about to jump*
nel: oooh its Too Cut Chan!
al: go Too Cut Chan!

nix: omg alisa! the SUN is up. its officially day time!
al: ... we really should go upstairs now

al: i think brian hates us
nix: i reckon. he's probably thinking 'when are these girls gonna piss off already?!'
al: 'here they come again... i'm never gonna get my work done'
nix: 'they're not even the ones i wanna see'
*arriving at the front desk*
al/nix: HI BRIAN!
brian: good evening ladies...

al: you kinda look like my exboyfriend
rodney: ...is that bad?
al: i think so...

*on the phone*
mike: you's a evil little troll ain't you?!
al: hi mike
mike: what's happening girl?
al: you're interrupting a very important conversation
mike: all i'm doing is giving my boy a minute to breath, a little break from your fiesty little troll self
al: i'm not a troll! that's so mean
mike: aiight here he is
solo: mike's right. you ARE a troll!
al: I'M NOT A TROLL!!!!

*nel calling rodney*
nel: where are you?
al: nel introduce yourself!
nel: well what time are you picking us up?
nix: ITS THE GIRLS FROM AUSTRALIA!!!
nel: oh yeh, its the girls from australia..... sweet, later!
al/nix: nel!!!!!!!!

al: okay *breath* monday.
*nix puts a pillow over her face*
al: i need to sit down

boys: where'd you come from?
us: red lion
boys: oh we were gonna go there!!
us: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

al: what if...
nix: then he's a bastard!
al: he's a bastard already
nix: yeh
al: but i don't care
nix: yeh

al: (singing) spend all your time waiting.. for that second chance..
nel: oh alisa

nix: neleeeeesuh
nel: don't say my name like that!
al: why not? i don't care when you say my name like alyssa
nel: i never do that!
al: oh. well other people do and i don't mind
nix: yeh neleeeeesuh

rodney: alias is my favourite show!
al/nel: *gasp*
al: now we love him even more

nel: nick cannon? really? AGAIN?
al: i love him
nel: but he's EVERYWHERE!!

i think that's absolutely everything stored in my memory.. my head hurts from trying to remember so much.

my memory is wearing thin but..

**dennys chatter**
solo: i love grits for breakfast
brock: yep! grits with everything
nix: what exactly are grits
solo/brock: i don't know..
nix: what the..
brock: theres corn in them?
solo: yeh but i don't know what else is in them though
nix: mad explanation you guys..

rodney: brockli.. you did not just do that (referring to brock sculling down hot sauce)
solo: he from the south.. it don't bother him
rodney: oh that's right.. you may proceed sir

solo: do you ladies want to be alone??
al/nix: nooooo.....

**wilderness chatter**
brock: outside my room theres a mango tree.. it's so cool!
nix: serious? i LOVE mangoes!
brock: (picks one up from the floor) here.. have some! they're sweet!
nix: (in fear of disease) uh no.. its okay.. i'm not hungry

nix: this reminds me of camp knox
nel: I RECKON!
brock: what's camp knox?
nix: survival camp for school
brock: what school did you go to
nix: uh .. santa sabina??
nel: like he knows nix

rodney: great. i was the first and only person to fall.. DAMMIT! now i have something else to cry about

brock: you guys go ahead.. i'll catch up
al: i'll wait with you
brock: NO!
al: um.. okay then
al: (to nix) i really need to rest man

**falls chatter**
rodney: hey look! he looks like a submarine! hey there little fella!

rodney: hey look! he looks like a midget man! too bad he looks like he could snap me in half.. but he's so cute!

al: do you reckon they regret bringing us here?
nix: totally.....

al: we should go keep nel company
nix: okay so you wanna go swim there now?
al: no
nix: good

**random chatter**
nix/nel: the crocodile hunter is only popular in the States
brock: so you don't really hunt for crocodiles?
nix: no freaking way
brock: i do it all the time at home.. we catch an alligator, tie it up and then put it in our trucks
nix: take it for a ride?
brock: yep!
nel: what do you do with it afterwards?
brock: set it free
nix: ookay then!

al: does anyone else not touch the walls in our bathroom? because i sure don't

al: hey! i wasn't analysed!
nel: ill forward you the email and you can do it yourself

nel: (referring to the people boarding our plane who were wearing matching hawaiian shirts) i wonder if they'll feel like losers when they land in Australia and they look down and find themselves in their hawaiian shirts

(going to our accomodation for the first time)
nix: (reading) blokes.. shielas..
nel: (reading) blokes.. shielas..
nel/nix: WHAT THE?! OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE!
nel: AUSTRALIA!!

al:(referring to the guy at the top of diamond head with the certificates) for sure theres an elevator here somewhere

nel:(referring to diamond head map) see.. after this, theres just a bit more stairs, and then...
al/nix: nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nel: this.. doesn't look like lasagne....

me neither

I don't care neither - I go to this site at least 20 times a day just to re-read it.

I must look like an idiot laughing at my screen at work.

I wish I remembered quotes... I'd share if I did :(

hey.. do you reckon anybody reads this and finds it humourous besides us? because i find it HILARIOUS and i come here like all the time updating and reupdating my crap looking like a loser typing and laughing at the same time..

i dont curr.. heeh

btw my photo url has changed to
../member/?name=nixc

mahalo.

i thought of more too

al: hehe oops
rodney: what did you do?
al: nothing
rodney: did you just go up there and order?
al: no
rodney: instead of waiting in line?
al: no
rodney: like the rest of us civilised folk?
al: shut up
rodney: yes ma'am

(everytime solo called)
al: hello?
nel/nix (mimicking him): hey baby..

nel: lets see what's on MTV!!!!
al: ok we're gonna be here forever now

al: don't wear your boardshorts
nix: ok should i just wear my shirt?
al: no
nix: yeh i'd just look like a prude

*walking into our room*
nel: mmmm! *inhale* lasagne!

brian: so you're gonna go out and meet some fellas??
al: why are you looking at me for?
brian: i'm not! *looks at nix then back at me* just be careful...

nel: let me just get out my map...

solo (about rodney): hahaha i like this guy! he's like a black man in a white man's body

nel: hey nix.. wanna see my.... culture??
nix: what the...

solo: look.. you in hawai'i! you gots to have FUN!

rodney: oh i loooooove this song!! i sang it to my girlfriend for prom! but then she broke up with me.

*nix dancing in front of al*
al: deeeerrttttt!! you better deeeeeerrrtt!!
nix: yeh. later.

nix: omg i'm so dark now!
al: i reckon you should get a black point just for being that dark

al: yeh i saw gibby's apartment and i was like 'wow i've been there'
pat: oh you didn't know it was on the same street as your hotel?
al: nah
pat: oh i thought y'all planned it that way
al: pfft.. no! as if we remember the street names!
(heh... as if... heh...)

pat: imma go outside and have a smoke...
al: ok
pat: ..you wanna come?
al: no thanks.. i don't smoke
pat: *chuckles* will you just come and sit with me already?
al: oh! ok!

chae: how old are y'all?
nix: how old do we look?
chae: *looks at al* you bout.. 27?
al: *gasp*
chae: *looks at nix* and you bout... 25?
nix: *gasp*
al: you think we're that old?!
chae: i only guessed you was 27 coz i'm 27
al! oh! well yeh.. 27 isn't THAT old...

hang looose

some more stuff i thought about

nix: what do they say after 'its about to be a..'?
al/brock: girlfight!!
nix: uh okay.. best friends!!

nix: i don't like milk
brock: i loovvee milk.. i can drink a gallon in the morning.. first i put protein, then i put a banana, then i put yoghurt, then i put....
nix: okay.. i like milk too.. now shoosh

rodney: don't mind me.. i had too much root beer so i might be a bit off my chain

nel: (looking at a reaaallly flat chested girl) how does she know she stopped puberty
*silence*
nel: nix.. how did you know when you stopped going through puberty?

brian: so did you have fun at that alex mcgulligudies?
al: nix! write that down!

nix/al: hey pat!
pat: nang badu!

nix: since its your birthday ill buy you a....
chris: OK!!!!!!
nix: ok! so what drink do you...
chris: JAGERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nix: oh.. okayy.....

al: wheres the rock???
*pushes down on nix's shoulder causing nix to go underwater*
brock: that obviously wasn't the rock

rodney: yo brockli.. this song's dedicated to you
(yeah! by usher plays)
brock: I HATE THAT SONG!!
rodney: well OKAY THEN SIR...

put this in the tip jar.. cos he's cute

(in zanzabar toilet)
lady: here you go sweetheart (handing me a towelette)
nix: thankyou SO MUCH!!
lady: you're welcome SO MATS!!
nix: aww you're making fun of me!
lady: im not SO MATS!!! (dancing around.. i swear i think someone slipped HER a few drinks)

nix: do you know you look like napoleon dynamite?
adam?: another one.. GOSH!
nix: HA HA do that again!!!

nix: (in excited tone) wow we're going so fast!!!
nel: (in equally excited tone) i reckon! how fast do you think we're going
rodney: oh about 180kms
nix&nel: omgoodness.

nix/al: so can we meet your girlfriend?
gibby: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
al: alright.. sheesh.

solo: i just got my ass shook by a man looking for you!

solo: (drinking solo) wait a second.. i just need to get full of myself

brock: you're in internet security right? so how do i go about stealing internet?

rodney: (referring to the handle bars) i don't understand why i have one.. i got a steering wheel
nel: what are they even called?
brock: the 'oh shit' handle

nel: why couldn't they just ADD the tax to the total to make everything so much easier!?

brock: nice cover

(at least once a day)
al/nel/nix: hey you guys.. have you seen my __________??

nel (waiting outside marc suites): gosh i feel seedy
nix: argh..

nel: do you guys reeeaally want to wait until 10:45?
nix: we're here for our parents reeaallyy
nel: they wont reaallly know if we didn't go
nix: how about we just take pictures from here?

al: (referring to r kellys video clip) that was the most dramatic shit ive ever watched

(watching mtv for like 2 hours straight)
nix: you do realise we've been sitting here watching mtv for more than two hours
nel: okay gross
nix: wanna go to sleep?
nel: i do.. but room raiders is mad (or something to that affect)

(while watching date my mom)
guy: its such a beautiful day.. i thought we'd go sailing
mum#something: (clad in sailor gear) oh.. i hope i don't get seasick!
nel: nah mate..

(still date my mom)
mum#something: me and my daughter are best friends! i even bought her her first vibrator!! *giggle giggle*
nel: (in disgust) what.a.whore

nix: what the heck is yield supposed to mean?!
rodney: and you think give way makes sense? it might as well say 'move you sh*t'! hey brokli.. give way!
brock: you asshole
nel: (to nix) ..lights?

rodney: (to anyone he sees) HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII nice shirt!

rodney: do i have NICE stamped accross my forehead or something?

brian: hellooo ladies... *chatter chatter* you have fun now and be.safe *nods head to side*

nix: (to nel getting into marcus's car) hey nel.. are you a contender.. or a pretender?
nel: wtf..?

nel: (when getting into marcus's car) um.. i dont think im going to fit (referring to his extreme lo riding car seat position)

**editage courtesy of nelzy**
*nel and nix tanning and eavsdropping*
lady1: so did you see it all?
lady2: yeah i took his pants off
lady1: wait.. you sawhis curlies?!?
nel/nix: omg gross

al: why do they ALWAYS have to see us at our most unattractive state?! even our boyfriends don't get that privelage!!!

rodney: oh i can touch the floor here! .. can you nix?
nix: shut up!!!!

nel: i love how it looks like i'm eating poo

nix: hey they spelt that sign wrong
nel: they love saving letters here in hawai'i

nix: (singing) wait till you see my d***
rodney: oh.. my Lord.. lady watch your mouth

*nel hitting me with a pillow*
*solo walks in*
solo: girl what you doing hitting nix?
nel: nothing
nix: don't worry.. i deserve it

**editage courtesy of nelzy**
nel: ask him his name!
nix: so what's your name?
...: my names matthew... but my friends call me... sincere *wink*
*nix looks at nel*

(still on sincere)

"sincere": what's your sign?

nix: so we saw this.. and then we went here.. and there blah blah blah.. so what did you guys do..?
solo: we broke up..
nix: oh.....

brock: what are you doing?
nix: examining my battle wounds
brock: oh i thought you were playing connect the dots


THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER AND SHARE
- the current that made me sea sick at waikiki beach
- the way Brian always greeted and farewelled us the same way every night
- the crazy guy who just broke loose on the dancefloor one night at mooses.. he was hot.. but then after he kinda went crazy on the dancefloor.. haha
- the way the whitegirls danced in red lion. im sorry for staring but oh.my.goodness.
- how much fun i had teasing people dance.. and how scared i got when the moves came so naturally
- the r kelly video clips which were just full of drama which kept us on the edge of our seats
- the wierd ass sofa bed with the built in slide.. and the built in folding mechanism
- the way we always secretly got excited when going to wiki wiki every three days
- the crazy market owners with their desperation for you to buy stuff
- the fact that their television shows repeat like every two hours
- (indian lady on mtv) waiting for tonght.....
- the fact that their advertisment bag out other brands and do not make you want to buy the product at all
- the really depressing 21st birthday brock had.. happy belated birthday William!!
- the way rodney had to go home to cry every night because we were such bad influences
- nel and i decided that if we HAD to choose any armed force to join.. we'd join the air force.
- DDH seemed SO much bigger the first time we went there.. i dont know about you folks.. but i always wondered how we got to the other side of the club (where the pool tables and toilets were) with no trouble at all
- the walk to DDH seemed to vary in lengths all the time! whats up with that!
- i really didnt mean to grab you when whisper came on Al.. heheh.. i badly meant to go for someone else.. hahaa
- the walk from our old apartment from lewers was death.. i dont know how we did it with ease the last time!
- what did one volcano say to the other volcano? i lava you haha awwww
- i found it funny that every time we'd ask the concierge for directions or anywhere really they'd give us that 'Oa'hu Gold' pamphlet .. that was funny.. we racked up quite a collection

Perth

I wonder if the Aussies from Germaine's were on this flight...

lights ?

... my photos are here

Being at work sucks after a holiday.

Oh and Nix... I think the boys were being a little less wholesome with the pretzels... I don't think they were really thinking about seagulls......................

nang badu!

i just posted my recap on usalisa.blogspot.com - enjoy!

hi, i'm alisa

its my first post here and i left hawai'i 3 days ago.

just writing to say my pictures are up too..
imagestation.com/members/alisa.g